Let them chase you into a live power line
feed them booboo
Unleash Jax and Colby, my pitbulls. They're mama's boys; they'd destroy a pack of Zombies before they'd let them get their mama. Also works on the living. Good boys. :)
Use a bazooka.
Put an Oculus Rift over their eyes.
Have a cute adorable pet ferret run up the leg of another zombie and watch the other zombie eat the zombie trying to get to the ferret, while the ferret escapes unnoticed and looks away laughing to its ferret self
Do a sexy dance in front of the zombie and confuse them or disgust them until they drop dead from thinking too much
Wood Chipper.... Zombie Confetti
Have them watch FOX n FRIENDS and watch their head explode. Oh wait, FOX viewers don't HAVE friends!
Feed them chocolate. Oh wait, that's dogs! Or is it?
Pay the writer a lot of money to make sure your character lives.
Say: Come here lil bitch! When they hear this they will run away!
Hire Agent 47 to kill them
Hang them on a tree and burn it
Hire Daryl Dixon and Michonne
Chuck Norris that bitch
Have sex with them
Hair spray and a bic lighter
Cross bow (arrow to the head)
Pimp slap the shit out of them.
Give them cheese.
Black and Decker brain blender 3000
Old School Nokia Cellphone
BRAIN TRAP! (duh)
Use a machete and cut their freaking head off
Death by Dementor's kiss
Force them into listening to Justin Beiber (Even they know he sucks)
Foot up the ass
Have them watch MSNBC and watch their head explode.
Bullet to the brain
Chop their heads off with a hatchet
Run them over with a truck multiple times
Get a pack of wolves to attack them
Slam their head in the trunk of an SUV
Give em a kiss...Zombies hate kisses!
Dual Chainsaws (great for just running through a crowd of zombies)
DIY Pipe Axe with Nokia attached to end to smash into zombie heads
Chop their head off with an axe
Crush their nads with a HumVee
Hit em with a bowling ball
Use an asphalt paver
Shotgun blast to the face
There's always the stick of dynamite up the pooper
Nunchucks for the hands-on zombie killer
Catapult them to a neighboring city
Squish them with a falling elevator